50 points

i once got curious and looked up trump’s mcdonalds order and learned he doesn’t even get french fries??? what the fuck is wrong with him

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He knows the carbs aren’t good for his complexion

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23 points

that must be why he has two (2) big macs and two (2) fillet o fishes instead

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22 points

Gotta have protein to balance out the diet y’know

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mcdonald’s french fries literally taste like cardboard, and have roughly the texture of it too. and yet i still couldnt imagine not eating them. im convinced ronald mcdonald himself place some kind of drug in those fries to make them desirable despite being entirely unappealing in every way

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30 points

It’s sugar. They put sugar on them. One of the most addictive substances in the world.

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Their ketchup also has more sugar than like any other brand I’ve tried, and ketchup already has tons of sugar by default.

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This isn’t true. Adding salt and fat to the natural starches in potatoes is plenty addictive—there’s no need to make things up.

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32 points

Normal men.

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You don’t know how it was back in the day. Stuffed crust was brand new, and cheesy bread sticks hadn’t been invented yet. You had to order a whole stuffed crust pizza to get that cheesy goodness, and we regretfully threw out the rest.

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Is this crustpunk?

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So him and yeltzin have more in common than I thought

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13 points

Since their fries are so thin, I imagine they get cold very quickly when you order delivery.

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McDonald’s burgers don’t start very hot, so I’d imagine that’s just as cold as the fries by the time you get it.

It shocks me people order that shit delivery. I get feeling lazy and ordering in occasionally, but if you’re already paying the outrageous doordash fees, kick a couple extra bucks and get something good.

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manymany frenchfries

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I’d like to be the handsome quarterback’s agent!

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71 points

Matt sees the shooting and his recovery progress bar jumps 10% instantly

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no one puts treatboy in the corner!

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