43 points

This is what happens when you have way too much land from killing all the indigenous people. You pour asphalt everywhere instead of building a parking garage.

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42 points

sorry, but

pour toxic waste everywhere

indigenous people

sprays pesticide all over food

don’t know

kill every buffalo and pile their skulls into a mountain

how to

turn the entire continental shelf into a parking lot

use the

embalm the dead with formaldehyde and bury them in an expensive box that biodegrades as slowly as possible

land properly

burn fossil fuels until the planet becomes uninhabitable

so god gave it to us instead

eating nothing but burgers for 50 years

it’s called manifest destiny you wouldn’t understand it

die of stomach cancer

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Seriously, even the dinky minor league team near me has parking garages.

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15 points

This is what happens when you want to brag about your green design but don’t actually give a shit about sustainability.

Pouring a bunch of asphalt in a massive rectangle would reduce the overall footprint by like 60%.

This was somebody who thought “green infrastructure” meant randomly placing trees and spreading out parking spaces.

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35 points
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Amazing to think that all that parking could be replaced with one singular train station.

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31 points

There’s a train station near a stadium here, and you still have to walk like 15 minutes to the stadium lol

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11 points

7 train to Citi field stay winning

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5 points

🎶 Meet the Mets, meet the Mets 🎶

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15 points

Even more amazing when you realize that there is a train line that runs within a half mile of home plate and there isn’t a stop, much less a pedestrian pathway.

LA is truly cooked.

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This was built on top of a bulldozed immigrant community

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29 points

The temple of the car.

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13 points

Dementus noises intensifies.

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27 points

They should install shuttle busses around the stadium to cart people to and from their parking

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I was just going to say imagine forgetting where you parked in that nightmare.

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12 points

time consuming but with event parking everyone else leaves over time so it’s one of the few left, would be awful for general parking though for sure with people coming and going

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11 points

This is a thing at the disney operation in florida. They have shuttles, a monorail, and no shit actual paddle boats to transport people from the massive desert of parking lots to the actual theme parks.

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They do in some places like amusement parks

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