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LORD HELP ME I AM A GROWN ADULT ABOUT TO BUY THIS BABY TOY(hexbear.net)

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LOOK AT IT

IT’S SO PRECIOUS

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TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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My ex said I had too many stuffed animals for a man.

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Your ex SUCKS

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ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Ya super duper sucks. TankieTanuki dodged a bullet.

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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I wish I had a bf that was into plushie collecting

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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Being and adult was invented by the government to sell you more taxes.

Buy the chimken if it makes you happy

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SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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The ruling class lied to us

“You will not buy chimken and be happy”

NOPE!

If you buy the chimken, you WILL be happy!

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I already got my chicken

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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That’s a good chimkim

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FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Her name is The Colonel and I would die for her

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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Can’t go wrong with the chomkin plushie

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Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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yeah, i need this bukbuk

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Just found out they’re expensive -_- no buk buk for me

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ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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They’re free if you steal em

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Me furiously trying to figure out how to steal from an online store

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