I see stuff like this everyday. As much as everyone around me would like me to unmask and eat indoors, I can’t unsee all this.

PointAndClick apparently swapped my mum and dad on the regular, so you’re probably right.

They’re living in the jungle, but all all have perfectly styled early 90s hair

This is false kids. Don’t listen to this. Too much sex ruins your digestion and causes your liver to turn yellow.

Sex should only be used for the reproduction of the labour force.

Here’s how my wife and I beared through the misery of copulation:

You two can’t just do the Powerrangers thing and combine into one mecha person?

my mum gets pregnant after you bang her = effect

my dad is in a good mood all day after getting a good rail = affect

One of the nice things of Hexbear vs FB or IG is that we can scroll and choose not to see pictures of dead animals.

Reading about underground insurgencies in Vietnam or Gaza, I will never devalue shorter people.

I want the greater choice of clothes that being a shorter person entails. Nothing fecking fits me. Also beds, airline seats, and cars (I will never buy a truck). I’m jealous of my smaller friends who can nap on any seat.

I’ve never felt scared, intimidated, and threatened as an adult, so there’s that.

I have yet to meet a S. African white person who isn’t a shthead.