Hahahaha

Orcas might not be our friends, but the yacht people are certainly our enemies. And the enemy of my enemy is my comrade.

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Orcas are my friends

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How many orcas do you hang out with? I am certain none of them even know I exist.

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I have an orca on my bowling team, another I meet in the pub every Friday. My brother in law is an orca.

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To be fair none of my friends know I exist

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Killer Whales are not my friends, they are my comrades

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Also, humans have given orcas ample reason to retaliate for hundreds of years. We’ve invaded their waters, kidnapped their young, and murdered them in droves. And yet, there is not a single documented instance of orcas killing humans in the wild. Why would they react only now?

Orcamir Lenin

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They watched Avatar 2

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“Hey Jacob, how’s the new Atlantic column you’re writing going?”
“It’s great. I’m going to treat a 10 ton cetacean like it’s trying to sit at my lunch table in middle school.”
“Truly your contributions to American letters will echo through history.”

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To the best of my knowledge, aside from the enslaved Tilikum, no Orca has ever been known to kill a human, ever. Not only are they our friends, they are potentially our best friends.

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Are you telling me “killer whales” haven’t actually killed anyone?

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Nah Tilikum murdered the shit out of a bunch of people but he had reasons. He was one of the captive whales forced to perform as Shamu by Sea World.

But aside from him, afaik, they’ve never killed one of us and they’re smart enough that has to be an intentional decision.

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Yeah can’t really blame him for that

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Listen to Mr Big Orca over here with his disorcamatski

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