63 points

Weren’t Yoda’s failures and blindness to what was happening around him part of the reason the empire came to be in the first place? He was too weak to stop Palpatine

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This is literally the same analogy as that “Biden is like Hindenburg” lib from yesterday, who was seemingly unaware that Hindenburg was democratically elected and yet was unable to prevent Hitler from coming to power anyway…

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unable to prevent Hitler from coming to power

Weird way to spell “appointed him chancellor”.

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28 points

He was literally the worst jedi leader ever, not only his sat on the council so long he was even titled “grandmaster” (basically a time-based coup), and his overall blind dogmatist position and strings of particularly bad decisions are responsible for most of the order’s decline and fall. Again, it was happening over centuries.

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It was, which is why The Last Jedi had Luke trying to correct the faults of the Jedi, except the movie half-assed it just like every other cowardly decision made in that movie.

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Somehow its the least cowardly sequel lmao

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Do libs inderstamd that fiction isn’t real?

I mean Yoda is frail and wise for the same reason he’s short and green - somebody made it the fuck up.

People are questioning Biden because he’s an old man with dementia. That’s real, you can’t spin that no matter how many cinematic universe characters you compare him to

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Do libs understand fiction isn’t real?

"Uhm this is just like Harry Potter! Silly tankies just don’t understand we’re the adults in the room! :smuglord: "

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Biden’s like Yoda

Incapable of seeing the fascism swelling up in the republic?

Unwilling to acknowledge let alone address systemic injustices?

Like, 1000 years old?

About to self exile to escape his fuck-ups?

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14 points

Insane self own yeah 💀

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Well I give them points at least for it not being a Harry Potter based analogy. Meh.

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More Yoda

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30 points

Joe Biden is a geriatric puppet who lives in a swamp

yeah checks out

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12 points

And going to die soon

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