He also played a violent new video game that has just recently been discovered, called “Fortnite,” and described himself as having “skibidi rizz” but not being a “sussy baka.” These slang terms are gang lingo used by only the most dangerous terrorists.

I’m incredibly interested in the future volume of votes in the general election compared to the last few.

2020 had the highest EVER voter turnout for an American presidential election by absolute numbers. 2024 was looking to be lower, but right-wing will be galvanized by the assassination attempt. Right now it looks like liberal vote will remain depressed, resulting in a huge sweeping victory for Trump.

We came, we saw… he lived.

Funny thing is, Thomas Matthew Crooks did exactly what people believe Lee Harvey Oswald did. IMO if it really was a deep state move today, the three-letter-agencies would have had a second shooter. Today was just incompetence.

“Execute order [unintelligable].”

Zoomers man, they are so bad at technology.

Classic Democrats. Supreme court officially says it is legal for Joe Biden to order a drone strike on Trump. Instead, Biden orders illegal JFK style assassination. Maybe the truth will leak out and Trump will dissolve the FBI when he comes into office. Deeply unserious country.

Jack: “Lemon, it’s the perfect crime. They can’t prosecute me. It’s double jeopardy.”

Lemon: “Sir, I’m pretty sure that’s not how double jeopardy works.”

Jack: “Don’t worry Lemon, the gun is registered in the Cayman Islands. It’s an obscure loophole, but it’s valid.”

Kenneth: “He’s right, he went golfing with Thomas and Alito last weekend and they gave him the OK.”

Jack: “Careful, Kenneth. Golfer-caddie privilege is sacred, and must never be broken.”

Kenneth: mimes zipping his lips shut

“I dodge the bullet.”

Dungeon Master “Donald you can’t just dodge the bullet.”

“I can try.”

Dungeon Master sigh “Roll two d20’s.”

rolls “Nat 20, Nat 20!”

Dungeon Master under his breath “Fuck.”

This is like the Netflix adaptation of Cowboy Bebop all over again…