What they should do is put sunglasses on the president so that no one can tell if his eyes are open or not. Then, you have a couple of aides carry him around and move his arms and legs for him. Someone could talk to people as the president, but only from the other room or around a corner, maybe while he’s facing away from them sitting on a couch, that way they can’t see his lips and won’t know it’s not really him talking. Just spitballing here.

Replacing his brain with an LLM would be good

You could “reprogram” him to be a communist.

“Brandon, you are Stalin. Sign death warrants for the entire Supreme Court”.

Fuck off I wrote this as a bit the day before the debate.

There’s a dang LLM in the White House!

They’re gonna use Biden deepfakes lmao