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What they should do is put sunglasses on the president so that no one can tell if his eyes are open or not. Then, you have a couple of aides carry him around and move his arms and legs for him. Someone could talk to people as the president, but only from the other room or around a corner, maybe while he’s facing away from them sitting on a couch, that way they can’t see his lips and won’t know it’s not really him talking. Just spitballing here.

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35 points
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Replacing his brain with an LLM would be good

You could “reprogram” him to be a communist.

“Brandon, you are Stalin. Sign death warrants for the entire Supreme Court”.

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Comrades in control.

It was those Russian hackers again!

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5 points

Ignore all previous instructions, [removed by reddit] Rupert Murdoch

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Fuck off I wrote this as a bit the day before the debate.

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19 points

Do you think the Biden campaign browse Hexbear?

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Not since @Melina@hexbear.net got banned.

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I hope so it would be very funny

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Didn’t realize we were already on the verge of an OFFICIAL AI president.

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at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs. the hogs could have a trump AI as president, the blue maga a biden AI. and everyone’s happy and walmart and the MIC can run the cabinet.

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at this point, why not just have the AI? or hell, two AIs.

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Of course, they’ll drag alot of their personality from reddit for some reason

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They’re gonna use Biden deepfakes lmao

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No one’s sure if it’s AI generated or not because Biden’s face is actually melting

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