106 points

Roe V Wade was overturned before the midterm. This jackass had more than half of his Presidential term to do anything about Roe V Wade. He was the vice president for Obama for 8 years and Obama promised to codify Roe V Wade into law in 2008. The reality is that he doesn’t support Roe V Wade or abortion access. He’s just lying.

Then, reiterating his position on Roe, he said, “I’ve never been supportive of, you know, ‘It’s my body, I can do what I want with it.’ But I have been supportive of the notion that this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all the major religions have signed on and debated over the last thousand years.”
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/03/11/joe-biden-profile

Biden says that he doesn’t support bodily autonomy and that he thinks that religions have authority over abortion access.

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55 points
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My religion believes abortions are basic human rights, and refusing to provide them is a sin beyond forgiveness

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39 points

Sorry sweaty, it’s not a MAJOR religion 😔

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I only care about Christianity, will pay lip service to Judaism, and don’t know the first thing about any religion outside of that.

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101 points

This counter would work better if it wasn’t a direct reply to Biden claiming he would do something if elected president lol

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93 points

The president is simultaneously a helpless smol bean that can’t do anything without a trifecta supermajority and friendly courts, and able to “do everything in his power” to the point I’m supposed to fear it.

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57 points

He has the extrajudicial authority to drone strike Trump so long as he’s in another country and can classify him as a terrorist (should be trivial given the liberal views about Jan 6th). But nooooooooo that would be “uncivil”.

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30 points

Hey, hey he can’t just disagree with the parliamentarian or whatever the fuck they were called. Do you think he’s the president or something?

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The parliamentarian is the one I always remember whenever they pull the condescending “do you know how your own government works?” lines, since the president had the power to unilaterally (without any other input from anyone else) fire and re-hire a new parliamentarian that was more amenable to passing his agenda.

There was even historical precedent for it thanks to good old George W. Bush doing it for exactly that reason: the guy they had wouldn’t do the job, so they shit-canned him and got somebody who would! My god, look at that ruthless efficiency! He had the power to solve the problem he was faced with, and he did! With Joe Biden, everybody just whined about the parliamentarian keeping poor Joe from passing his agenda (with democratic majorities in the house and senate) until media moved on, they eventually rotated villains to Joe Manchin and Kristen Sinema, etc.

Liberals are fucking jackasses. They understand this shit worse than anybody, but they’re so condescending and up their own asses that they’ll just keep burping up these thought-terminating cliches like they’re making a point.

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The president can only do good things with monumental effort

The president can do bad things easily without problem

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19 points

Aw golly things are bad but GOLLY any change automatically makes things worse

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15 points

then why is fucking biden not doing everything in HIS power right now??? why didnt he do it before???

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being a lib is of course tragic, but being a lib who paid for twitter is irredeemable.

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Do you know how your own government functions?

as if it was ever going to get passed in 5 month….

Do you like know how congress works lol

Take a course in US Government 101.

Bro thinks bills pass in a day

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has anyone informed congress about US Government 101 when they want to pass an arms fund for israel/ukraine?

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48 points

Well that’s different, there are exemptions for committing genocide.

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77 points

Liberals can’t do self-criticism. The fact that they’re arguing Biden’s promise is meaningless hasn’t occurred to them.

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67 points

I do self-criticism constantly because I’m trapped in a Maoist cult where comrades (white terrorists) criticize me mercilessly for having a fascist credit card (VISA Silver Signature Rewards)

They won’t let me order vegan pizza anymore because the phone is fascist and “summoning my pizza slaves with a bourgeois app” is “bad vibes”

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47 points

Thank goodness at least one person around here reads theory.

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23 points

Symbionese Liberation Army 2.0

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Liberals think we dont know how the government works when in reality we do know how it works and think it sucks.

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45 points

Can’t the president literally just issue an executive order for literally anything at which point it’s up to the court/congress to go “um that’s illegal”

Like there’s nothing stopping Biden from ordering the military to set up free access abortion clinics except for the potential to be stopped after the fact?

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25 points

Yes

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Biden could build abortion clinics on federal land right now

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7 points

You know it would be really funny if the federal government seized a bunch of clinic-sized plots of land in red districts all around the country and established abortion services on them.

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37 points

as if it was ever going to get passed in 5 month …

Bro thinks bills pass in a day

The Dobbs decision was in June of 2022.

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6 points

It was also leaked ahead of time.

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4 points

Hell, even without the leak, the case started in December of the previous year, so he and the democratic majority in the house and senate had half a year to work on something even before the verdict was delivered. And they should have expected and prepared for a conservative-majority court to deliver such a verdict.

There’s really no viable excuse, they just failed everybody.

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you have to vote for biden or else democracy falls

and he will protect democracy with legislation and decency

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88 points

You are currently president

New site tagline

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54 points

Defintely

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Having a “Jeffrey Epstein the New York York financier?” moment.

Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum? (Positive)

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35 points

Jake Flores? The guy who ate his own cum?

I have no idea what this is referencing but I would not be surprised. My mans a freak and I ain’t gonna kink shame.

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Jake is regularly beefing online with chuds and red scare adjacent people (but I repeat myself).

A while back one of them unearthed a HD porn video Jake was in where two very attractive dommes do a bunch of stuff to him including make him eat his own cum at the end.

It was meant to be “this you?” own. But he was like “yes”. And lots of people (like myself) were like “he’s so lucky”, “he just like me fr” etc

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lmao dudes rock

That actually makes this so much funnier. I remember he had his domme gf (I think) on the pod a little while back where I think he was alluding to that and it was a great ep.

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What a fucking chad honestly

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