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Trumpy is a Swifty?(hexbear.net)

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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EXCUSIVE

For fuck’s sake. A comment about a celeb isn’t breaking Watergate.

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Rojo27 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yeah, but he called her beautiful 5 TIMES. That’s a lot.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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If it was six - would they get a Pulitzer and a free sub?

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Rojo27 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Yes, truly groundbreaking reporting.

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Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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BREAKING

EXCLUSIVE

LIVE

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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WATCH: Actor Jen Erickman SLAMS Trump social media post

LISTEN: Politician Bore Pasteface EVISCERATES new budget proposal on podcast

DESPAIR: Hyperbole for clicks DESTROYS journalistic integrity on twitter

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Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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Okay, but did anyone notice he referred to himself in third person?

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john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I’m reading it in Smeagol’s voice now

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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Beastie Boys’ voice: Trump - illest at illeism.

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Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net
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The question is: Is she more beautiful than the generals?

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joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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yes, but she still can’t beat the boaters

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ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Didn’t he comment on one of her relationships at the time? I think Trump just loves celebrity gossip and Swift is an unending source of it.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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I remember when he was very weirdly concerned about Kristen Stewart’s love life.

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ElGosso [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Oh that’s who it was!

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anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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He’s just like me, for real. So relatable.

I’m gonna vote for him.

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