“What you wanna smear some white cream all over you to keep your skin nice?”

Then later we tell them that oncologists are woke

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I don’t sunburn

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Can’t get a sunburn when you spend all your time online

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It’s called gammon, in the U.K, but I’d personally call them guinea pigs, for their skin…

Edit: Maybe I wasn’t thinking fully about what I was talking about. All I know is the conspiracy to make chuds disgusted at sunscreen.

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that’s not sunburn that’s the blood in their head as a result of aging on an unhealthy diet and visible because of pale skin. When the English sunburn they sunburn bright red

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Mfrs told me while chain smoking cigs that sunscreen is actually the thing that causes cancer

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Dude they already think this

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WHAT

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My dad says the world just gets a little more peaceful every year as his hearing starts to go.

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It fucking sucks that chuds experience hearing loss then have to turn up their noise machines higher to compensate.

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“OSHA is the gayest administration in govt”- Men

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There was a Covid protest in Australia a few years ago where they were complaining that their peeling ears and necks were from 5G rays being turned on them. There was also rampant pink eye because they were just shitting on the ground in front of people’s tents.

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The sun is a deep state chinese spy tech craft to target straight white christians WOKE???

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Ever notice how the sun always seems to turn people’s skin darker, but never lighter? White genocide.

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It also turns them redder

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Not wearing sunscreen is already a thing in conservative circles. I follow a gusano high school acquaintance on Instagram for the entertainment value and she is vocally anti-sunscreen. Sucks that her kid will suffer for it though.

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