88 points

Capitalism, famous for not crushing unrest or having an extensive state security apparatus.

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Our Freedom Loving State Security, their Evil Authoritarian Gommulist Secret Police

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81 points

“Why, yes, I was born after 1991 and my family starved for the first time since WWII. Why do you ask?”

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Any and all gaming projects, be they full game releases or some dudes personal mod, will be hounded by JAQing off about how communism is actually bad. There’s a real smugness to it, too. Like, “whao guys I know you’re having fun over here but we’re all on the same page that stalin murdered my grandparents with a giant spoon, right??”

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we’re all on the same page that stalin murdered my grandparents

“Damn, it really sucks for you that your grandparents were Nazis or Kulaks.”

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Worse — Nazi Kulaks, and Stalin killed them with his comically large spoon! :-(

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I have actual ancestors that were killed in crimea after the communist revolution. They owned a mill and apparently were dicks and colonizers. I told my daughter about it and she responded ‘they probably had it coming’. I’m a very proud father

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69 points

“As a person who lived under communism” but he was born in 1997

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Yeah he was probably born during the peak Eastern European capitalist hollowing.

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3 points

Communism is when capitalism.

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This reminds me of the time that I encountered one of my cousins whom I hadn’t talked to in 10 years at a family event. When he asked me what I had been up to, I told him that I was really into the Tropico series, and how I’ve been building a little communist island society and was having a lot of fun. His first response was, “Oh cool, so you have bread lines, secret police, and all of your citizens are poor af?”

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66 points

“No actually I decided to kill 1% of my population and cripple another 5% because the alternative was wearing a mask at Applebees”

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