Listen, I Like Sam, Emma, Matt and all the rest. They are my daily listen, even if I sometimes disagree.

And the subreddit is mostly okay, too. A bit too liberal for me to visit that often but not bad.

And then I saw this thread. Over 1k upvotes, 600+ comments.

And absolute dogshit analysis. Just an orgy of the most CNN-tier vomit spewed over all of our screens.

Here’s the link for all to see.

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The stupidity of the bit you highlighted is unironically stunlocking me :agony-mescaline:

Russia invades a neighboring country when they threaten to join NATO, after decades of trying to prevent this through various broken promises and failed agreements. Then, assuming they win, “nearly every geopolitical figure” thinks they’ll just go ahead and make war with NATO anyway??? If they’re looking to go to war with NATO why go to war to stop Ukraine from joining???

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And Russia does it all just to apparently lose in the NATO v Russia WWIII.

NATO will wipe out all of Russia’s ground troops

You are a fundamentally unserious person who does not understand how the world works. Go play with your boo-boo toy.

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these are the same people who said we need missiles on the border to contain Russian aggression.

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this is why I quit DSA. “socialists” got mad that I went to an antiwar protest as an elected member of the steering committee and i was like “nope, if you can’t do the bare minimum and be anti-imperialist then this org embarrasses me.”

and yeah i know it’s DSA so i should have expected that but my local chapter was good once.

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americans go through most of our lives totally unaware of history, geography, and politics. once we learn anything, we get like 20 to 30 years before our heads explode.

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never expect help from us, we are largely useless and stupid

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As a very useless and stupid person I agree with your self-defeating sentiment.

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there may be exceptions, but the third-worldists definitely have a point

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geopolitical figurehead

lol do they not know what figurehead means

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LMAO I DIDNT EVEN CATCH THAT.

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Head That Figures Stuff Out

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King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden is very worried about Russia invading Poland.

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The world isn’t ready for The Deluge 2.0.

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pls explain? :powercry-1:

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figurehead has nominal power but because they are acting as the face of others they aren’t the decision makers

a nominal leader or head without real power

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ahhhh yeah i get *it

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Mickey Mouse is the geopolitical figurehead of the Disney corporation. You better not fuck with him, hahah. :scared:

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we all thought a protracted invasion of ukraine was a bad idea for various reasons that were mostly proven right and he did it anyway so I’m not sure we can put him on behaving in accordance with the obvious analysis.

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No but you see, the fact that the russians made this one bad decision actually means that Putin is literally Adolf Voldemort Stalin and is definitely planning on ending the world with nuclear hellfire because he’s struggling with erectile dysfunction and restless leg syndrome.

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third world country

uhhh

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You see, they’re the enemy faction in an rts game, and no matter what their hostility will always be set to 100

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Okay, I’ll bite. What is the strategic value of Russia attacking Poland when Kazakhstan is right there? It has more natural resource wealth than Poland does, it’s not a NATO member (but has made just enough pro-Western gestures that Putin might be privately annoyed with it), and it’s already full of ethnic Russians.

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Poland has GOG and witcher

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I’d take Borat over either of those :blob-no-thoughts:

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Alexandra Elbakyan is from Kazakhstan so the choice is easy

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(Poland is white.)

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I think Kazakhstan is pretty Russia-friendly? They’re in the CIS.

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:meow-knife-trans:

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