The best revenge is overthrowing the boug and putting the entire CIA on trial.

She met a upstanding Mormon boy with a haircut you could set a watch to and it set her shriveled little heart aflame

My first “boyfriend” moved away because his dad got a job as a military pilot.

If you tremble with indignation at every broken fed heart, then you are a comrade of mine.

One of the most beautifully attractive people I’ve ever met in my fucking life is my coworker at Langley. I was in a conversation with a group of people in the lunch room and they were there. One of them was talking about how they felt their job was never going to work because China is too strong, but then the attractive coworker was like “well, it may look useless now, but it could be less useful, you could be posting like WDYMP is.” Comrades, they all laughed at me

I do more than just posting. I make sure leftist propaganda doesn’t spin out of control. I’ve reported 12 posters that post too good to have them injected with cringe takes and nanobots. I basically single handedly got the TikTok ban started in congress because I kept showing my superiors funny tiktoks and it really, really annoyed them. I’m an important asset, they were just using their words to hurt.