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Dems are never beating the Washington General allegations

i’m trying to get the former president but i’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the secret service

Hah, mediocre!

I liked the part where George Clooney mansplains the survival solution to Sandra Bullock who then gives him the credit despite Clooney being dead for the last hour and a half of the film.

Bros got that Bilbo Baggins cake

Liberals: Look at the hellhole we made of Egypt. You can’t even operate a good CIA black site out of there anymore.

Liberals when asked where the Palestinian people should go after bombing their homes: Why can’t they just go to Egypt?

Texans are for small government and independence; so when a hurricane comes through they rely on the Whataburger app for power outage information, HEB disaster trailers for access to sugar water, and Joel Osteen not locking the doors to his megachurch for flooding shelter.

How could Hamas do this?

Our demyelinated president