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Fun fact both chuds arent european

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These dipshits thinking they’re trad caths while shit talking the pope will never not be funny to me.

It’s like if somebody based their entire personality on the movie fight club and went around saying “the first rule of fight club is you have to tell everybody you know about fight club”

Why try to pigeonhole yourself into an external personality if you dont agree with one of the core tenants.

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There is literally only one good point in those pictures, and it is that neanderthals get a bad rap. Not that neanderthals were all muscular and long-lived (they weren’t), just that they get a bad rap. Neanderthals are cool.

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One theory I’ve heard is that they were super peaceful compared to homosapiens. Not sure when or where I read that

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I have the impression that the pro-neanderthal sentiment can be a thin end of a racist wedge.

Here is a map from wikipedia captioned "Known Neanderthal range in Europe (blue), Southwest Asia (orange), Uzbekistan (green), and the Altai Mountains (violet) ":

So look at that and think, “what would a racist see”. Don’t be to cute about it.

With neanderthals being actually pretty smart and cool, they can be seen to contribute that certain je ne sais quoi to white people that makes them actually biologically distinct from other humans. Which is of course a closed question (FAKE) generally speaking.

I’m not saying that’s true and I’m not saying anyone here is saying it. I’m just saying that there could be some motivated reasoning.

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Wait, a stereotype of Neanderthals was they were long lived?

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That thread image is all just leftists fucking with each other isn’t it?

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Those emojis are not a familiar reference for me

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No, you should have a large cock, actually, and a high IQ. It can be done.

It can be done, yes, but I don’t think this “Eurasian Emperor” fellow would like what that looks like in practice…

※IQ is racist pseudoscience and the concept of intelligence in general is deeply misleading

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Large cocks are also psuedoscience as it presumes a galactic standard cock size and no such cock size has ever been empirically established.

That said, much sympathy for large cock comrades as it can be a serious hassle and cause problems of varying kinds and folks should know about that and not objectify people about it.

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it can be a serious hassle and cause problems of varying kinds

This is true…I’d rather not elaborate 😬💀 #bigdickproblems

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People without big dicks brag about their size. People with big dicks have a painful and embarrassing story about it that they don’t like sharing.

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Please go on.

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The most common one is, very simply, most vaginas (or bums) aren’t able to accommodate a penis much larger than average. Once you hit seven or eight inches you’re going to run in to problems with hitting people in the cervix. If you’re have a larger than average circumference then penetrative sex might just not be feasible. Some people can certainly enthusiastically tackle a large penis, but its certainly not everyone and can lead to people with large penises having difficult sex lives and relationships. When someone is experiencing difficulty having a fulfilling sex life with their partner, while at the same time being told their large penis is a symbol of sexual prowess and highly desirable, it can be very hurtful and upsetting. It’s dehumanizing and doesn’t acknowledge the difficulties people face in real life.

And there are other issues; If your penis is very prominent when erect than getting an unexpected erection can be effectively impossible to hide, putting you in a very awkward situation. A long penis might need to be held a certain way when sitting on the toilet to avoid hitting the water. You may have difficulty finding comfortable pants and underwear. The world is really not kind to people who deviate too far from the norm.

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“Having a tiny dick is European culture” is the most straightforward self own I have ever read

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bodyshaming? on hexbear?

it’s more common than you’d think.

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They’re the one that said it take it up with them.

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explain how it’s a self-own without engaging in that yourself

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It’s endemic. Body shaming on hexbear is reddit bad, normies on facebook would find some of the stuff crass.

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I would like to once again remind everyone that, to the best of my knowledge, 95% of all human penises on earth fall between 4-6in in length, while 95% of vaginas are between 4-6in in depth, and this is all very silly.

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WE ARE THE 95%!!!

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I decided to check as yous call it “natopedia” to find out what nato thinks of this

All I can conclude is that the actual page for penises is much longer than the page on vaginals. I think I discovered the two most bonkers wp pages.

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Medical science announces major breakthrough; Existence of “Women”, long thought to be a myth, has been experimentally confirmed in laboratory situations.

It’s wild how disparate the treatment of men and women, defined broadly, is in medical science. The bias is incredible.

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inventing myths about shit and then getting mad about it sums up all of chuddery

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