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kouji71 622 points 3 hours ago
Look at her post history. He’s been abusive since they started dating when he was 27 and she was 18…

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This account also asked for divorce lawyers in a local forum, writing:

Husband cheated on me with a man. I’m a unemployed SAHM of a 1 year old baby. Was wondering if anyone knew any divorce lawyers in the Broward area.

Entire profile is bleak, guy’s been giving her STDs probably too, fuck.

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47 points

Just makes it sound like a troll tbh.

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It’s a pretty long-standing and consistent troll with a lot of consistency and other posting that also seems to line up. Genuinely might actually be real. Relationships like this really do exist. Basically all the same shit happened to the parents of a girl my sister went to school with.

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18 points

naw it just sounds like man shit

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63 points

oh.

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32 points

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There’s a lot of fake stories on Reddit, but of course it’s one like this that’s probably real. So fucking sad.

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28 points

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27 points

instant death penalty for anyone out of their teens dating a teenager

no exceptions

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10 points

mfw i’m 20 dating 19

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6 points

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4 points

Time to die

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2 points

That age difference makes me wish he never became a veteran.

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Your first mistake is marrying a soldier

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He adamantly refuses to purchase or place his gun in a gun safe.

This guy wants to think he’s John Wick but forgot that no one in charge trusts people like him to be armed 24/7, which is why they lock all the weapons up and do inventory before and after issuing them. John Wick was a marine, though, so maybe he’s just living the crayon eating part of the character

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John Wick was a marine

“People keep asking if I’m going to buy a lifted F-150 with 28% APR and marry a 19 year old I’ve known for a week and I haven’t really had an answer, but yeah, I’m thinking I’m going to buy a lifted F-150 with 28% APR and marry a 19 year old I’ve known for a week.”

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and all john wick’s guns were like buried in concrete in the basement, no?

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57 points

Yeah, and look what happened! If he’d left a gun on the edge of every piece of furniture in the house instead, those guys would’ve never killed his dog.

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31 points

Typical communist New York gun control 🤣

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John Wick was a marine

American media’s obsession with portraying Marines as some kind of elite soldier is fucking hilarious to me after reading Generation Kill and learning they’re just drunk frat boys given guns and told to kill

They’re possibly the least glamorous soldiers anywhere

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22 points

You’d think the myth would’ve been shattered after seeing a mentally disturbed trainee becoming the Perfect Marine and shooting his drill sergeant in Full Metal Jacket

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Type of dude to refuse to wear a jimmy hat.

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There’s no way that, in the movie canon, John Wick was a marine. Come on, that’s so lame. It’s revealed in the second movie, I think, that John Wick was born in the USSR, trained from early childhood to be an assassin for the criminal syndicates that control the underworld. They don’t need to say “he’s badass because he was a marine.” John Wick doesn’t need that. Being a marine doesn’t make the character more interesting, it makes him worse.

I looked it up and found a reddit post that claims one of his tattoos is a latin motto that is popular among marines, and also that the video game payday 2 claims he was one. I’m going to discount payday 2 because I doubt whoever wrote John Wick’s blurb had access to whatever story bible the John Wick team has. As for the tatto, I mean, he is a soldier of fortune, but for the criminal underworld. It’d make sense for him to have a tattoo like that without ever having been in the military.

Also that reddit post, which speculates that John was discharged from the military for being mentally unstable, has this line: “Of course, John would never get to be a Marine if he had psychological issues before being in the army.”

Anyway, here’s my impression of Jarhead John being asked how he became the world’s deadliest man:

“Hey John, is it true you incredible fighting ability is due to the fact that you were fostered by each of the world’s most powerful crime syndicates, trained in their fighting styles, and then spent ten years with the secret, still extant Order of Assassins?”

“Oh, yeah, that was cool, but most of it came down to being yelled at by a guy in fatigues for a few months and then calling in airstrikes any time we heard a noise.”

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the move is to take the gun, put it in his mouth, and blow his brains out.

it’s not gonna be a hard pitch to sell it as a suicide where you tried to stop him and there was a struggle.

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84 points

he blames me for not looking after my daughter

kill him

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83 points

Typical vet shit

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73 points

It’s okay to murder children overseas but not in the USA (unless they are Black or brown, then it’s fine).

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Fuck off vet, all troops are bastards means all troops are bastards - including you.

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I can think of three whole non-bastard troops in the whole history of amerikkka: Aaron Bushnell, Hugh Thompson Jr., and Silas Soule.

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Amazing username

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42 points

Damn! I wonder why the majority of US Vets are fucked up selfish people who don’t care about hurting those around them.

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13 points

“Tendency” rather than “typical”, yes you are correct.

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