hmph what you dont understand is the the tesla’s AI IS SO ADVANCED it knew that kid had just pilfered a candy bar from a 7-11 down the street and exacted swift justice

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30 points

Police remotely taking over control of your TSLA then using you to do a PITT manuever at 130mph, then arresting you for speeding.

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libertarian cop copypasta sequel

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47 points

The Tesla uses simple cameras with a low unit cost that are incapable of seeing depth or color. They hope that they can “machine learn” the pixels so hard that it maybe, someday, drives better than the average shitty driver and they can call that a victory.

The right uses LiDAR. It just fucking sees the child. In 3d. And doesn’t kill the child.

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35 points

Did Musk seriously skimped out on LiDAR in their crazy expensive luxury car? lmao holy shit, what a dumb fucking person

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The worst part is earlier Teslas DID use LiDAR, but then they purposely switched away from using them in favor of the objectively inferior option, and now just dodge any criticism from actual experts (although you don’t need to be an expert to understand this).

The only justification that Musk gives is that he wants his AI to “behave like a human”. No reasoning, completely ignoring the idea of one option being better. Absolute psycho with psycho fans.

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17 points

My $250 robovacuum uses lidar mapping and it never hits my kids

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The right uses LiDAR.

Damn, that car sees in Vice City Vision.

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3 points

whoa

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44 points

Child: Detected
Safeties: Overridden
New Directive: KILL

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39 points

hell yeah tesla finished first, tesla numero uno

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8 points

Tesla knows you have to finish through the line.

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30 points

This is fine, human drivers can’t see children in front of their f150s and rams either. :agony:

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