China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries
Sorry nerds, the FRSO is the cool beijing funded communist org
I’ve been in the posting mines for years and I’ve yet to receive my Xi bucks and my posts have been referenced by heads of state in socialist countries. Hello!
Xi asked if I’d like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards and I’ve been getting them pretty regularly now. I have a spreadsheet with all of the codes listed and when Nintendo finally re-opens the Wii Shop Channel I’ll have every game ever released. Some might say this is a waste, but Marxism proves that the growth of the productive forces necessitates the return and common ownership of the Wii Shop Channel (negation of the negation).
Xi’s been paying me in Camel Cash and (I fully get the irony of this) Marlboro cigarettes.
President Xi,
I’m starving me Lord, I need to pay rent me Lord. Please send me an advance on this month’s propaganda payment.
Signed,
LibsEatPoop.
Obsession with a plot is one of the ur-fascism points. Everything bad that happens is xi or putin.
dear neoliberals, um, it’s called investing/lobbying, sweetie.
don’t hate the player, hate the game.