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China finally returning to its old policy of funding socialist groups in other countries

Sorry nerds, the FRSO is the cool beijing funded communist org

I’ve been in the posting mines for years and I’ve yet to receive my Xi bucks and my posts have been referenced by heads of state in socialist countries. Hello!

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46 points

Xi asked if I’d like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards and I’ve been getting them pretty regularly now. I have a spreadsheet with all of the codes listed and when Nintendo finally re-opens the Wii Shop Channel I’ll have every game ever released. Some might say this is a waste, but Marxism proves that the growth of the productive forces necessitates the return and common ownership of the Wii Shop Channel (negation of the negation).

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Don’t tell this guy about roms.

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19 points

Scared to mess with my Wii :|

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I’d like my CPC propaganda checks to be cashed out through Wii Points Gift Cards

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you’re “soros foot soldier” not “xi keyboard warrior”

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Xiboard warrior

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19 points

Xi’s been paying me in Camel Cash and (I fully get the irony of this) Marlboro cigarettes.

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Damn I want in

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11 points

No Xi Bucks, best we can do is a Commendation of Stakhanovite Labour

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55 points

President Xi,

I’m starving me Lord, I need to pay rent me Lord. Please send me an advance on this month’s propaganda payment.

Signed,

LibsEatPoop.

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Dear LibsEatPoop,

We have confirmed the request is authentic. However, you have not posted hard enough in the third month of 2024 to receive an advance payment.

Signed,

Site-CN-34

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49 points

Obsession with a plot is one of the ur-fascism points. Everything bad that happens is xi or putin.

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dear neoliberals, um, it’s called investing/lobbying, sweetie.

don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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48 points

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Lol, i only read half the article

The PSL and FRSO can share the beijing funds

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Eugene Puryear is on the graphic too. He is with PSL

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