This is a serious financial instrument. :stonks-up:

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The replies are incredible

Does the slurp juice come in a sippy cup?

This sounds like the sort of code nonces use online

ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town

Now, to create an ape cost a slurp juice, and in those days, apes were bored. “Gimme three bored apes for a slurp juice,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

:michael-laugh: :michael-laugh: :michael-laugh:

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that last one kills

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:jesse-wtf: :jesse-wtf::jesse-wtf: :jesse-wtf:

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What part of

Tonight’s slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces.

don’t you understand?

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Just play pokemon jfc

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:squirtle-jam:

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:alex-no-supplements: + 🥤 = :alex-supplements:

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That was so incoherent that it reminds me of a bmf post

Also god that monkey gif is terrible. You can get better shit for free.

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But think of how many more apes you could get by slurping it.

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