You know they say that all nations are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the Taliban and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another superpower, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a fascist freak and I’m not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add TERF Island to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at the War on Terror, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because TERF Island KNOWS they can’t beat me and they’s not even gonna try!

So Taliban, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at the War on Terror. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at the War on Terror. See Taliban, the numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at the War on Terror.

2000 Americans dead of opiate overdose, time to nuke the pharmacy companies

2000 Americans dead in car accidents? Nuke the roads

2000 Americans shot dead by cops, a special nuke revolver must be used on the secretary of justice

2000 Americans feared dead. we have nothing to nuke but fear itself

2000 Americans incinerated in nuclear fire, out of nukes, try invading Britain or something to get more nukes

Editors reminding some nobody that reality does not have an American bias, and Wikipedia shouldn’t either.