Hexbear deserves being dunked on for not making posts like this
It’s better than everybody talking about climate change making them want to die
I’m pretty sure the mods would do something if we all started posting about shoving potentially unsafe objects in our asses.
I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.
America’s most under-memed president died from boofing related medical malpractice
The surgeon also ate lunch while operating on him. Who can say which was a larger factor.
the safety/danger of inserting an object into one’s asshole depends sooooooooo very much on the recipient.
how do the mods have the required information?
Hmm, was anal circumference form not mandatory when you signed up or was that just me being singled out?
And thus was the last post Melina ever made. Some say that you can still see glimpses of them from the far corners of Hexbear.
fyi comrade they’ve got multiple preferred pronouns and ‘her’ ain’t one of em
They have bull testicles in them, at least that’s what my 6th grade buddy told me and I never researched and just believed
Google says taurine is no longer extracted from animal sources. It didn’t come from testicles it used to come from bile.
this is the best reddit post in years, i cannot believe this has been classified as dunk tank material
Opening a caffeine capsule and putting the powder that was inside it on and underneath their tongue would’ve accomplished the exact same thing…
They just wanted to stick something up their arse. More power to them.
It’s a pretty funny bit, I’m sorry to admit that “Hey guys, it’s Limp Dick Calvin” got a chuckle
why is this in the dunk tank!?
