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God I hope they jack him up on so many stimulants for the next one, his heart will pop out of his chest like an Alien.
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Imagine I posted Sam Neill from Event Horizon with his eyes exploded yelling something about Cornpop and driving.
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I’d watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines
Just fuckin’ jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other
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Some aide should “accidentally” give him 10x the dose. Either it’ll pop his heart or it’ll be the cure to dementia we’re looking for.
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Joe Biden “fire walker” formula
X 100 mg modafinil
X 70 mg vyvanse
X 2.8 grams piracetam (with 1 g of choline)
X one 5 hour energy extra strength
X 150 mg psilocybin
X 1 gram of magnesium
