lmao, but he will wiggle.
he won’t face consequences but i’m still cheering. there’s a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,
He actually faces a serious sentence
Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump ‘to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity’
Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he’s become the king of the jail.
2025: Trump officially earns the title of “Weed Lord” as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey “Smiley” Buckatoro in a hit job.
I thought felons could vote once they’d completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.