lmao, but he will wiggle.
he won’t face consequences but i’m still cheering. there’s a non-zero chance some very funny stuff comes out of this,
He actually faces a serious sentence
Biden leans on the NY governor to pardon Trump ‘to prove liberals are above that/to show the importance of unity’
Trump wins the election, immediately tries to get Biden tried for treason vis a vis border security
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he’s become the king of the jail.
I thought felons could vote once they’d completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.
2025: Trump officially earns the title of “Weed Lord” as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey “Smiley” Buckatoro in a hit job.