lmao, but he will wiggle.
I really want his prison arc where he wins and governs from his cell and decides not to pardon himself because he’s become the king of the jail.
I thought felons could vote once they’d completed the terms of their sentence, but the state legislature just redefined that to mean paying back the state for your free prison lodging.
2025: Trump officially earns the title of “Weed Lord” as successfully assassinating prison rival Joey “Smiley” Buckatoro in a hit job.