“Gee that’s a nice inheritance you’ve got there, Donald. Why it’s me — your long-lost half cousin, Benjanald Trump, of course. It’s been too long since I last saw you!”

Married to either Don Jr or Eric, not sure which and it doesn’t really matter anyway. She recently replaced Romney’s daughter in law as the head of the RNC.

They come here to grift, they come here to swindle, and some, I suppose, are good people.