You ever think about how corn is just really tall grass.

May, B., Taylor, R., Mercury, F., & Deacon, J. (1978). Fat Bottomed Girls. Jazz, 1(1).

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you guys would like train memes.

Once Discord embraces enshittification, we will meet again. :)

Empirically, well…

• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_incredulity?wprov=sfla1
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question?wprov=sfla1
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc?wprov=sfla1

Some theories on the author:

• It’s literally a child.
• TBI
• It’s the Midwest boomer that huffed lines of lead paint, stuck in the town he was born in.
• They live a very safe and comfortable life, to the envy of us all (see above).
• Florida
• Those must be some really good uppers (drugs)
• The author is doing drugs in Florida.
• It’s the long awaited results of Ivermectin Self Trials, stages 1-3 (FL assumed)
• It’s a hedge fund manager for the Church of Latter Day Saints
• It’s literally a Republican Congressman stuffing precious lobby money in it’s pocketsiescampaigning.
• It’s that girl from HS that really likes horses
• It’s literally the Whitehouse Press Secretary.
• It’s the protagonist in a Newbury awarded coming of age novel.
• 3 words: unironic truck nuts
• They work for Rupert Murdoch.
• It’s that dude with the fucked vibes that buys all of that junk embossed with The Punisher logo, and you don’t know why but you can only assume he’s a cop
• It’s 5head transcendental dry humour.
• It’s a neoclassical Economics professor
• Good old fashioned racism!!
• It’s a self aware bot, the harbinger of the singularity.
• We can assume it’s their kink.
• They self identify as libertarian (see above)
• Some kind of unchecked antisocial personality disorder that will lead to dark consequencesAffluenza.
• They love the taste of rubber and smell of Elon’s signature Musk.
• They’re doing a shitty job at a character study of Randy Marsh
• It’s a sexy uncensored GPT bot
• It’s your average Onnit connoisseur
• It’s the little old lady that relies on her late husband pension and repeatedly falls for Indian call centre scams.
• It’s that regular that comes into your shitty part time gig.
• Have you ever wondered who are the people that actually wind up being active members in prosperity gospel megachurches?
• Cargo Cults: NFTs Remixed & Reha$hed - Pt. 2 Electric Boogaloo
• They just really don’t give a shit about the third world because we obviously live in a meritocracy.
• It’s that kid that won’t shut up about Bitcoin and the IMF.

Anna’s archive. Google it.

Nah, do McConnell next.