Edit: My wife says that I seem happier than the day that we got married. She’s not wrong.

Edit2: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[Legendary: Success] — The weight of a world is lifted off of a dozen others. In Vietnam, in Bangladesh, in Timor, in Cambodia, in Chile, in Cyprus; the undercurrent breathes a collective sigh. One more piece is off of the board. The empire is running out of material.

— τελειωτικό χτύπημα.

— What happens now?

— For you, Detective? Or the world?

— For the world.

— Nothing.

[Hard: Success] — An old man who did his damage is dead. His spirit is gone, but the mark will remain. Him being gone solves nothing.

— And for me?

— For you? You celebrate.

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Alright, shut down the site. Mission accomplished. It’s been a slice

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Where were you when Kissinger died?

I was high as a kite watching Buster Keaton movies.

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