Uncle Rubin?

I like potato chips far too much for my own good

So instead of one layer of inaccuracies, we can have two. Genius!

All wine is bourgeois decadence

Idk, man buy a secondhand ROG Zephyrus or something

Spotted the gamer 🤢

Not fuck up the formatting of word docs

That’s a great point, thanks!

owning an apple MacBook will make you look like a liberal blowhard and I will silently disapprove of you from across the room

I too silently judge everyone who owns a MacBook, so that’s fair

Sounds like you have some software requirements that might make that tricky though

That may have been badly worded on my part. I mostly just use Firefox and MS office. Lack of office compatibility is a huge factor preventing me from going Linux though

I’m planning to buy it out of pocket and take it with me when I leave this job. I do have a personal budget limit of about $1500 NZD though - which is just enough to get a refurbished MacBook air.