“Taiwan Numbah Wan,”

Love the liberal mentality of racism being okay if it’s in support of the people you’re being racist about…

Libs have to believe Trump’s base will come to reason and join them at brunch and re-embrace the Romneys of the party.

Because if Trump voters don’t do that on their own, Libs have literally no solutions to make it happen (except smug condescension and scolding, which never works).

Trump runs 2024 with Donald Jr as his running mate, understanding his first born is both sycophantically loyal and couldn’t be less of a threat.

They win.

Trump survives his second term.

Russia-Gate happens all over again, recycled like it ever accomplished anything the first time around. Impeachments happen to no effect.

Donald Jr tries to run in 2028 and loses the GOP primary to DeSantis, who has slightly more of a spine relative only to Jr.

DeSantis loses to Mitt Romney running as a Democrat, with Liz Cheney as his running mate.

She’s gonna read that poem about zionist settlers driving Palestinians out of their home again. It’s her favorite.

She’s in the news for insider trading again so she needs to distract everyone by playing with matches in a nuclear powder keg.

RBG would have been revolted to find out people were comparing her to a rapper she’s never heard of. She said Kapernick and other African Americans should be grateful they’re allowed to live in the US.

So you don’t know any white American Boomers then.

Arm the homeless and watch how quickly the housing crisis starts solving itself.

Thank you for your service.

:hero-of-socialist-labor:

Episode 2 of Owl House did it better.