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bort_simp_son [she/her]

bort_simp_son@hexbear.net
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Pretty sure Obama just picks the highest grossing movies and songs and books of the year and says they were his favorites.

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I started estradiol and spiro on the first of July.

Haven’t noticed any physical changes yet. But I do feel a lot more calm and less anxious, and I found the courage to wear girl jeans to work today. 🤔

Wish I could poke the estrogen with a stick to make it work faster

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Rich people will continue having beef but fewer cows is still fewer cows.

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It’s like getting to prosthletyze people without feeling like you’re prostheltyzing people.

“Have you heard the good word of Thor? If those kids had Thor in their lives, they’d still be alive.”

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Came here to post exactly this response. My god. This is infinitely more cringe-inducing than any “they’re partying with Jesus now” rhetoric.

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Her platform is gonna be nothing but shaming voters for her loss in 2016, and implying 2024 is their opportunity to make it up to her.

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F-35’s falling out of the sky because some admiral forgot to wire Lockheed Martin their monthly subscription.

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One of the scariest things I’ve ever seen depicted in a movie is in Bladerunner 2064 where a solar flare has already fried all the electronics on earth - everything from financial records to digital photo albums all gone - but neoliberalism lurches onward regardless.

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