159 points

EXCUSE ME SIR REDDIT HERES A LIST OF MY COOL GIRLFRIENDS CRIMES AND THE SPECIFIC DETAILS OF THEM

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AND POSSIBLY HER REAL FIRST NAME. THANKS MR.POLICE

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yeah she sounds like a bunch of red flags. you should break up with her. it sounds like you’re not in a good enough space to break up with her yourself so DM me her number and I’ll break the bed news for you

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18 points

The reddest of flags

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126 points

Dana must literally think that she can fix him

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He must be hot as fuck

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82 points

Read the post as a Himbo and the pieces will click.

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like i think he might be dating an anarchist and just not understand that anarchism exists

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44 points

oh no he’s hot

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41 points

No blood for brain, all went to giant dong

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What a fucking nerd

“those corporations earned the right to throw out that merchandise for nothing!”

“you can’t deface public billboards like that, it’s ILLEGAL”

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You are giving a bad name to nerds by comparing them to this absolute fuckwad

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11 points

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Yeah, I remember being a

My buddy would swipe fast food cups from the food court and get “refills” all the time. The speed with which I would jump embarrasses me these days. Doing graffiti and consequently getting arrested truly was a character building exercise.

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