Motives are unclear at this early juncture, but the individual appears to have been radicalized online, yelling out to onlookers as they were taken away “My only regret is missing and not eating more Beanis.” We will be updating info as it becomes available.
13 points
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I’m pissing
I’m shitting
But I’m not farting, nice try
11 points
UlyssesT misses for the first time.
Crowd goers say it was an owl covered in a cloud of dirt who took off into the night being chased by police.
Okay, we can unban @Enver_Hoxha@hexbear.net now, she’s finally earned it
