62 points

That’s one way to ensure that the country as a whole doesn’t progress past a 5th grade reading level.

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52 points

Ummm actually sweaty, over 50% of Americans have a literacy level above 5th grade, which is 6th grade.

And I’ll do everything in my power to keep it that way so the communists don’t brainwash us

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But couldn’t you put Das Kapital and the Communist manifesto through it for similar results. Might actually do wonders since most zoomer complain about how boring and difficult those texts are.

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Absolutely!

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It will similarly be a dogshit terrible idea

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Iskra is already coming out with Kapital and Communist Manifesto as picture books.

Hope that helps!

I’m almost done reading Kapital, Volume 1 again and, damn, some parts are boring but they’re worth it. No one’s out here saying every book recommended is fun. People just have to struggle through the boredom.

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The books are not that tough. Folks need to do their due diligence and read, not just read what other people think the text says. Let alone a stochastic parrot.

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12 points

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Ah I see they’ve created the “blue curtain” machine.

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50 points

Jesus fucking Christ. A literal contemporary, along with Pound, Stein and Eliot, is known for his simple language. Just fucking read Hemingway. Just get an ounce of education. Just fucking shut up and dont talkt to or at me about AI anymore. I’m losing it. Fucking read or kill me. or yourself, or whatever. just stop.

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This should be considered vandalism.

I would be so pissed if I was an author.

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2 points

Indeed. Imagine putting effort into your writing… Only for someone to want to skim it.

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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net How could you go and let this happen!

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41 points

he’s busy guarding the gates of hell to make sure kissinger doesn’t escape

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29 points

damn he did say he was going somewhere remote and isolated

godspeed Hell Guardian Ulysses

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14 points

He dove down there to do eternal battle with the demon’s true form. In the end, it will be said that the planet broke before the poster did.

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10 points

This is my headcanon now

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