Let’s Go!
As a short person I feel useless until someone uses my head as an arm rest.
As a tiny goblin person, thank you for getting the beans from the top shelf for me.
I am jealous of tallness but understand that it comes with its own problems
As a short arsed void goblin I have a long spoon for doing stuff like that, though my wife will get stuff when I ask
I want the greater choice of clothes that being a shorter person entails. Nothing fecking fits me. Also beds, airline seats, and cars (I will never buy a truck). I’m jealous of my smaller friends who can nap on any seat.
I’ve never felt scared, intimidated, and threatened as an adult, so there’s that.
As a short person, I feel fearful about dating someone my height or shorter than my height because I want someone like ButtBidet to be my extended person who can grabbed my canned beanis that we keep on the top of the shelf for security reasons (because beanis is very sacred).
As a tall person, I always wondered why it’s not cool to ask short people to do short people shit for me. Like, I dropped something and the floor is just soooo far down there…
As a tall person, I feel fully useless until someone calls me to hang shit up on the the ceiling or grab something on the shelf. Then I’m like
