Pepper spray would be preferable to the noxious fume cloud that permeates any asshole’s dorm room

What is your stance on aioli? To my mind, it’s just bougie mayo for people who think mayo is beneath them.

The two VP candidates are literally competing to see who can suck an oil executive’s dick the hardest. So radical.

“Thoughts and prayers” uggghhhhhh

I’ve always loved Kamala Harris’ necklaces. In the primary season, she wore one that reminded me of anal beads. The one tonight appears to be made from baby teeth.

Spooning leads to forking, comrade

We’d still have to deal with Pence for the remainder of the year, which would also suck

Fakename_Bill from this site

Any worse than having to have sex with your husband while Don Jr watches, Melania?

I’m not saying it isn’t worth the cost, but it does seem a bit cruel. There are synthetic alternatives.