Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like “mayochup” and “mayocue”? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating - mayo is fat, salt and acid (and store bought often even has sugar). It is literally made of the things that make food taste good.
Mayo is only good when mixed with other sauces, herbs or spices. Eating just mayo is like eating plain boiled noodles, kind of disgusting but something I imagine white people also do.
mayo tastes and smells like a fart
Mayo with ketchup is a god-tier condiment. Throw in some onion and garlic granules, mustard, and cayenne pepper for an excellent burger sauce.
Agreed, can we also talk about self proclaimed “foodies” who launder their mayo consumption by calling it aioli?
As a vegan I really hate when I ask someone if their aioli has egg and they’re like “of course”.
