I will move to Arizona, pretend to be a republican, run for the senate, and then reveal myself as a militant Third World Maoist once elected.

:mao-clap: .

edit: Since this took off, I would like to state that the imperial core must be destroyed for the rest of the world to live.

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I see no historical examples indicating this would result in my immediate assassination by The State.

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I’ve always wanted somebody to do this

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I grew up in a conservative hellhole, so I know how to speak like them.

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What’s great is that as long as you never directly say you’re a Maoist and just keep using Maoist language filtered through your conservative hellhole speech, they’d 100% support you lol

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“WE ARE TIRED OF GIVING MONEY TO THOSE WHO DONT WORK!”

abolishes landlords with bipartisan backing

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the cia wouldnt

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We have 12k members on this site, we will simply do this for every federal and state legislative race

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Not everyone here is an Am*rican.

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So some of us are redeemable? :CommiePOGGERS:

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It would seem so.

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Didn’t stop Obama

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1.) Change name to Albert Antifa Albertson

2.) Appear first on ticket

3.) Victory

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I like this plan, except it should be Alexa Antifa Alexadaughter.

Flawless concept, I salute you comrade.

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Also consider the go-for-broke, where you run on promising to be the most populist candidate on the ticket. You are unwilling to compromise or work together on anything, but promise to at least match the most progressive impulses of congress.

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i wanna do this. just a “nope i don’t play politics, just stick to my principles even if i get nowhere” kinda candidacy

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This is also politics, it’s just more honest.

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i mean yeah, maybe i should switch it with “games” but you know what i mean

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