Post title reminds me of those Onion discussion panels
Fuck prisons. Fuck the police. Fuck the bourgeoisie. 🏴🏴🏴
Forgive me, I’ve never had a billion dollars. Can you do anything with it aside from evil?
Americans when you propose to spend money on schools, medical facilities, public transit, or any other infrastructure projects which will improve people’s lives for decades to come: “Not with my tax dollars! That’s communism!”
Americans when billions of dollars are spent on super-prisons: “Make sure to give the guards gold-plated laser rifles while you’re at it!”
Just one more lane detain, Bro!