Guys I need mine back

Im not kidding I dont have much to show if you ask me to post hog

Supposedly you can slowly and painfully stretch your existing dickskin into a new foreskin over the course of months or years.

So: how bad do you want it?

How dare they pervert something as noble and wholesome as foreskin restoration that way.

Me and the boys down in the garage restoring classic foreskins

I still have mine but this sounds like fun so maybe. Steping up to a fiveskin soon…

Get it long enough to use as a rope in emergency situations.

Foreskin, eightskin, sixteenthskin, thirty-twoskin, sixty-foreskin.

I saw that on how to with John Wilson and the idea of attaching a tight string to my junk to the back of my headboard or leg just made me nope nope nope. Feels lightweight dangerous

Admittedly, not that bad, it sounds excruciatingly painful

I’d rather wait for 3D organ printers and bio-glue, and at this point it looks like a job for the free market, if those expand your dong programs I used to keep seeing on xnxx prior to my volcel pledge was any indication.

:( So, that’s what they took from me.

I like that the guy is wearing earpro, the mark of and esteemed criminal

Ofcourse, the sense of hearing is something that degrades rapidly with age, and moreso with loud explosions, so the guy’s absolutely right to wear the right gear.

We were getting along so well, too.

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