like on the internet not irl

i’m gonna do it i’m gonna hit the logout button

bring back pete stark

When antifascist Michael Reinoel shot a white supremacist who was prowling the streets and attacking people with weapons, the government hunted him down and assassinated him w/o trial When a white supremacist murders multiple anti-fascists in the streets… that’s just America

I bow to the discerner of posts

Way fewer keystrokes

this is good, but i love the version that has bernie going third saying “we must come together”

wrap it up, we’re done here

this is hilarious for domino’s in particular because their business model relies on YOU having a car and paying to maintain it to deliver their products.

Fuckin with an apostrophe is so goddamn pretentious it’s the same number of keystrokes as fucking but you tryna earn tough guy points or something