Pelicans are fucking weird nightmare creatures from hell. Their bills freak me out. They eat pidgeons whole. Now you show me this new horror to keep me up at night.
I wish they existed so you could do this.
but even in cannon you’d be better off breeding larger pelicans than an army of small ones if that’s your goal. and eating a person (or landlord) whole does have its hazards, like the standard fantasy trope of cutting your way out of the whatever.
better to bisect your handlord, then have two separate (possibly CRISPR aided) specially bred megapellicans, one for each half. possibly a third variant of megapellican could handle the bisection. I don’t know.
They don’t actually expel heat the birds are just yawning. Which is even worse imo
Looking at this makes me want to die, except then it would be the last thing I see, so I persist
y’all think there could be a possibility dinosaurs did this, with convergent/divergent evolution and all that
