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Willy Wonka origin story "Wonka" announced(twitter.com)

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Imagine they make it like the Joker and it’s dark and edgy. The oompa loompas will probably be cannibals.

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FunnyUsername [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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I literally laughed so hard I started crying when I saw this

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post_trains [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Oh no it’s real - I just thought it was a bit because I saw a tweet earlier. Fuck this hell-existence.

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post_trains [he/him]@hexbear.net
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The trailer better feature Seether by Veruca Salt.

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FunnyUsername [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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I was thinking more like Hurt by Johnny Cash

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evilgiraffemonkey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Wait did you see the Felix tweet or is that a coincidence

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FunnyUsername [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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I didn’t know he tweeted about it

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cornoffthecob [they/them,she/her]@hexbear.net
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Capitalism encourages innovation

Capitalism encourages innovation

Capitalism encourages innovation

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RowPin [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Dexter praying to a picture of Steve McQueen We have failed you.

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Nebbit [he/him]@hexbear.net
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no 'cause that doesn’t make as much money you fucking nerd

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CommieMisha [she/her,they/them]@hexbear.net
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I’m going to become the Wonka

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FunnyUsername [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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Want to know how I got this chocolate factory? Well, I’m the Wonka, baby

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Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]@hexbear.net
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What do you get when you steal an everlasting gobstopper from my factory? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

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