nuke hollywood, it has outlived its purpose

It’s gonna be Willy Wonka doing colonialism, saving the Oompa Loompas from their savage existence by taking them away to Germany and enslaving them (meanwhile their homeland will get paved over for a military base).

This is what liberalism does to your brain.

Willy Wonks is a popular movie.

Hmm, how about we make a prequel like those Star Wars movies.

We should be able to make some money, but more importantly, it’ll mean we keep the copy rights and intellectual property for longer.

I’m looking forward to the long-awaited deep dive into the expanded Wonkaverse

“Hey Charlie? Would you do me a favor and introduce me as Wonka?”