Please oh please someone just fucking kill me

9 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply
8 points

To be fair, they tried to make him as pathetic as possible. But his wife was portrayed as if she was the sweetest lady ever, even though she started the beef.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply

:agony-limitless:

Homer do be kinda based tho

permalink
report
reply
5 points

Based Ball Bat

permalink
report
parent
reply
41 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply
18 points

But then a brown person critiqued her joke about brown people and she went fash.

permalink
report
parent
reply
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply

i’ve been trying to decide what to do with Elon and a big problem has come up

the man has effectively done nothing, by which I mean we can’t accurately judge him as a human or make measure upon his soul, for he is effectively just finance + memes: not a person, with feelings, a null quantity, alienated from any moral or determining freedom, and thus we all cry: surely there must have been some moral action, some essence, a thing beyond tweets; image-qua-marketing-department, a self, the thing that is more than just a nerd with a bad hairline, something to actually judge - yet - fine; not an inventor, nor engineer, nor even really a sinner, but something, and yet - is he good? is he evil? it matters not, not one bit, because is he even there? self as avatar of finance capital, and all that’s left is “personality”, which in this case is “quirky memes” - is he even real? i doubt it, and therefore lay no claims otherwise in moral judgment

what did elon invent? nothing. what did elon even do? somehow even less. he had nothing to do with the cars, the rockets, the tunnels - at worst, he contributed to paypal, and really that’s it, that’s all - the rest was just the vertical tension of a narcissistic ego mediated by Twitter & capital.

elon is an illusion, he’s a projection of the collective nerd ego, invariably twisted to do great Evil, but it turns out to be wellkinda just Capital, and so what do we have then?

we have the VOID. we have Absolute Nothing, uncritically grasped, and so it turns yet to Hell, and no judgment but the cries of the masses of internet commentariat, bubbling from solid-state cauldrons

permalink
report
reply
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
44 points

Of course, Lisa has always been a lib.

permalink
report
reply

videos

!videos@hexbear.net

Create post

Breadtube if it didn’t suck.

Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.

Low effort / spam videos might be removed, especially weeb content.

There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It’s open submission unless there’s something important to commandeer it with at the time.

A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it’s currently in.

Community stats

  • 1.2K

    Monthly active users

  • 17K

    Posts

  • 56K

    Comments