“Why can’t I shoot people and just move on with life?”

permalink
report
reply
72 points

“My plan to get away with murder only worked out almost as intended, i’m very upset about how i don’t get free milshakes everywhere on top of being let off the hook by a nazi pig of a judge”

  • Hitlerjunge Kyle, man-sized cockroach
permalink
report
parent
reply

Free milkshakes can be arranged.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points
*

Are they gonna make a movie about him too? Who’s gonna be the well respected actor that sells themselves out to the Nazis to play the made up evil commie dad this time around?

It’s too bad he didn’t stick to the original teenage Nazi thug source material and get stabbed to death.

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

It’s never that simple.

permalink
report
parent
reply

The moving on in question? Being rich and famous for shooting people

permalink
report
parent
reply

Will never get over how much of a joke this trial was. Bro essentially got the Casey Anthony luck and is still whining about it being too much lol

permalink
report
reply

The people he killed while on his fascist field trip didn’t get to “move on with their life”, so neither should he.

permalink
report
reply
118 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply
107 points

Come on, this asshole is totally still relevant enough to get a trillion dollars in legal aid from the white nationalist establishment, and he 100% knows it.

permalink
report
reply
63 points

he loves being their little mascot

permalink
report
parent
reply