i laugh at idiots who pay dozens of dollars for bidet attachments. i pee on my own butthole to clean it. i use god’s bidet.
Tactically placed spoon on the toilet bowl so it pisses back at your butt
fr though toilet paper is barbaric and should be consigned to the past
I use a small towel that I hang by the toilet specifically for this purpose. I guess if I had other people using my bidet I would have a big stack of them and throw them into a little hamper after a single use or something, but they only ever touch my butt and I make sure it’s squeaky clean before drying so I just change the towel out once a week.
Look, you’re the cleanest thing in your house at that point. So your towel is only ever getting cleaner. It is such a waste of precious resources to wash it.
The towel seems gross to me. I use a bit of toilet paper. Either that, or I just sit there for a few more minutes and drip dry.
I have a very hairy ass and, even though my bidet has a heated fan, I still need some paper.
I only use acetone, can’t get truly clean with weaker solvents.
I knew a guy once who would always shower after shitting. If he was in a place that he couldn’t shower he would somehow use the sink to wash his ass. It was… clearly compulsive. He also thought it was weird that we thought it was weird that he peed in bottles.
Sounds like he could have used the Cinco Urinal Shower System, from Cinco! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLPi6vgJpG0
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
As a fan of cleanliness and precision, I simply do a few passes over the area with a plumbing torch
