Most accurate trolley problem.

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there is a lever but all it does is lower a projection screen to obscure the view of the trolley

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It makes it look like everyone on the track is smiling and giving a thumbs up

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How else can I enjoy my bottomless mimosas?

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The lever makes Tim Walz turn a big dial that says β€œNATIONAL CHAUVINISM” on it while looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on The Price is Right. Ya, you betcha.

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Is that really all you can do? Watch?

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Or not watch

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No, but trying to stop the train usually puts you on the tracks in front of it.

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I would love to hear some ideas

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Technically no, but it do feel that way a lot of the time.

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this, but where the trolley company doesn’t bother with rails but instead just breeds people to put under the trolley, and you keep turning up to work each day to drive it.

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this is why we need burn more coal to fuel the ai revolution

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